He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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