his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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