everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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