Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Randomize
