I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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