In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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