playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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