i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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