OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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