Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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