So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I understand Curling. That high.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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