And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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