Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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