The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You ruined the universe
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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