You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i barfeds in our rink
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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