TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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