I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
dude. I can hear the air.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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