I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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