But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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