He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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