just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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