Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast