you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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