i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I love you. Go after that dick
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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