Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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