Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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