Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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