She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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