Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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