Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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