call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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