My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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