Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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