Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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