I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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