D3 body, D1 cock
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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