So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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