Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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