Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
from now on my penis is your penis
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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