for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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