another moral hangover. fuck.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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