Christians are straight up FREAKS
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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