I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Damn victory sex feels great
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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