i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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