Please, let me fuck your mom
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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