So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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