Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Bring me that man meat
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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