I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
