Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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