went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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