that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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