It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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