I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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