THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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